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only  hanging out and flirting?

married manpigs are experts at criticizing every person, place and thing…. 

don’t ever listen to them !!!!

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i always come up with sharp/sarcastic answers

to questions hours after i need them

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‘manpig ego’ … one of the unsolved mysteries of life.

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Within every manpig resides numerous personalities

and characters.  The problem is we never know which

one is going to show up.

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Friend girl is a date whom the manpig really doesn’t like that much but is still willing to date them for benefits.

universal pig and the loon

‘Hello gorgeous’ and I went to Target to buy lego’s.  I always

tell him that even though I am with him and paying the gift is

also from “new york.”  He asked why?  Without going into

details and explaining how marriage works I tried to simplify

my answer and said, “ I don’t have any money and ‘new york’

pays for everything.”  He thought for a few moments…

looked up and said, “Oh, so ‘new york’ gives you an allowance !!!”

ocd ,  hello gorgeous and new york             

Most manpigs are not qualified to be in any

type of relationship because their manpig brains

always get in the way.

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