today i burnt the eggs while trying to hard boil them
ocd
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they say you are what you eat….
so i must be a cow because i ‘graze’ like one.
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someone informed me that adding milk to cereal isn’t
considered cooking………
of course it is !!!!
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when i was young they had BAIT…now it’s called sushi !!!
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some manpigs find it fashionable to ‘wear’
their meal instead of eating it
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manpigs should wear bibs when they eat….
but most should use dropcloths !
They say ‘revenge is best served cold ‘……
problem is…I don’t know how to cook!
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“I love the way chocolate feels.”
add
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‘New york’ says I am not eating properly and enjoying my food
enough because the food isn’t dripping all over my clothing
and nothing is on the floor.
ocd and new york attitude
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manpig diets are switching from red wine (too much sugar) to martinis.
pig’s pig
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K: if obama wants his face on Mount Rushmore, does that mean that he will be on the backside of the mountain where he belongs?
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