Posts Tagged ‘food’

top chef

Thursday, August 26th, 2010

today i burnt the eggs while trying to hard boil them

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iamacow

Friday, July 30th, 2010

they say you are what you eat….

so i must be a cow because i ‘graze’ like one.

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of course

Friday, July 23rd, 2010

someone  informed me that adding milk to cereal isn’t

considered cooking………

of course it is !!!!

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fishy

Thursday, May 6th, 2010

when i was young they had BAIT…now it’s  called  sushi !!!

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fashion plate

Tuesday, April 6th, 2010

some manpigs find it fashionable to ‘wear’

their meal instead of eating it

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manpigbibs

Wednesday, March 31st, 2010

manpigs should wear bibs when they eat….

but most should use dropcloths !

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revenge

Friday, February 26th, 2010

They say ‘revenge is best served cold ‘……

problem is…I don’t know how to cook!

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slip of tongue

Wednesday, February 17th, 2010

“I love the way chocolate feels.”

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eat

Monday, February 8th, 2010

‘New york’ says I am not eating properly and enjoying my food

enough because the food isn’t dripping all over my clothing

and nothing is on the floor.

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dieting

Monday, February 1st, 2010

manpig diets are switching from red wine (too much sugar) to martinis.

pig’s pig

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