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hindsight is a great gift……..stupid is not !!!

ocd

the other day ‘add’ told me that having a messy

desk was a sign of genius….so i immediately went

home and trashed mine…all that ‘genius’ (and mess)

gave me a headache…..so i reorganized it back to

‘perfect’……perfect works for me,  genius doesn’t !!!!

ocd

a form of dating

30 odd years ago i went to nyc to get my wild, naturally curly hair cut

by a famous hair stylist…he screamed when he discovered i had ‘virgin’ hair…and no ‘plastics’….unheard of for a 40 something woman, he said… then said i was a freak…now we are good friends,  he still cuts my virgin hair and i am still a freak !!!

ocd

i am a billaholic…and i take my job very seriously

ocd

armed, dangerous and divine

since i am now a blackwater babe

chicken shit to chicken salad

borrowed from tb

when a husband doesn’t remember what his wife says

manpig brains are like lightbulbs

on / off …or just burnt out

ocd

I want to know who told my dog that thunder and fireworks kill.