bootcamp
Tuesday, September 7th, 2010bootcamp and makeup don’t mix
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Archive for the ‘humor’ Category
hide and seek
Tuesday, August 31st, 2010I work out hard so I know that the muscle is in there somewhere. I keep looking.
genius
Wednesday, August 18th, 2010add told me that a messy, unorganized office is a sign of genius..
so i immediately went home and trashed mine !!!
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ocd says my name may mean
Wednesday, July 28th, 2010armed, dangerous and divine
since i am now a blackwater babe
Lemons to Lemonade
Tuesday, July 27th, 2010chicken shit to chicken salad
borrowed from tb
of course
Friday, July 23rd, 2010someone informed me that adding milk to cereal isn’t
considered cooking………
of course it is !!!!
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evil
Thursday, July 22nd, 2010b.m.i’s and scales are evil !!!
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wifesheimers
Tuesday, July 20th, 2010when a husband doesn’t remember what his wife says
hair color
Monday, July 19th, 2010every 6 weeks I change the direction of my stripes from horizontal to vertical
bad reception
Thursday, July 15th, 2010a business friend called and said he had just been to the vd office. I was so confused that he would be telling me such private information. Only when I heard the second sentence did I realize he was saying the BP office.
