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Manpigs like to get paid or laid.

Teenagers and manpigs should not have spare time.

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ready, aim, piss, MISS…….

ocd

Manpig forgot to save a treat for his dog after dinner so he flossed his teeth and found some. The dog loved it.

pigs pig

Today at the gym a ‘manpig’ was squeeling on and on about

his golf, tennis, boating, fishing, season tickets to every sporting event,

poker games, personal trainer and even his hair cut!!!! Then he had the

audacity to say , “He just can’t find any time for HIMSELF.”

Seriously, I almost fell of the treadmill because I was laughing so hard..

poor little manpiggy!!!!!

ocd

catch and release

Friend girl is a date whom the manpig really doesn’t like that much but is still willing to date them for benefits.

universal pig and the loon

The other day in the gym one of the ‘manpig-trainers’

shared his philosophy of life with me.  I quote, “If

you work out you will die healthy;  if you do not

work out you will die unhealthy!”

What else could I possibly add to such amazing

‘manpig-insight?’

ocd

only using a finger once when dipping into a sauce or dip

counterman

My friend told me that she had thought her husband had sleep apnea but latter found out it was gas.