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bootcamp and makeup don’t mix

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the other day ‘add’ told me that having a messy

desk was a sign of genius….so i immediately went

home and trashed mine…all that ‘genius’ (and mess)

gave me a headache…..so i reorganized it back to

‘perfect’……perfect works for me,  genius doesn’t !!!!

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today i burnt the eggs while trying to hard boil them

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add told me that a messy, unorganized office is a sign of genius..

so i immediately went home and trashed mine !!!

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30 odd years ago i went to nyc to get my wild, naturally curly hair cut

by a famous hair stylist…he screamed when he discovered i had ‘virgin’ hair…and no ‘plastics’….unheard of for a 40 something woman, he said… then said i was a freak…now we are good friends,  he still cuts my virgin hair and i am still a freak !!!

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ny attitude suggested that i clean up my cell phone….

so i put it in the washer and then the dryer…..

now i need a new phone !

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they say you are what you eat….

so i must be a cow because i ‘graze’ like one.

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someone  informed me that adding milk to cereal isn’t

considered cooking………

of course it is !!!!

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b.m.i’s and scales are evil !!!

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sometimes a  manpig’s hair looks like a  snap on helmet

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