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life is like a box of chocolates……

eventually you end up with nuts

in your mouth.

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After walking into an antique store, dust bunny 2 commented “Now I know where old glassware goes to die”.

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‘manpig ego’ … one of the unsolved mysteries of life.

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We wanted to go sailing but the water was so low it was on the bottom.

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As my age goes up my boobs fall down.

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We have been told for a long time it is not safe for women to walk outside at night alone because of bad people. Now the coyotes have also moved in to suburbia and we are told to carry a baseball bat or a golf club when we go out. Is it just me? Or should we just get rid of the bad people and the coyotes? I don’t see them paying taxes or voting.

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Within every manpig resides numerous personalities

and characters.  The problem is we never know which

one is going to show up.

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They say ‘revenge is best served cold ‘……

problem is…I don’t know how to cook!

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Manpig forgot to save a treat for his dog after dinner so he flossed his teeth and found some. The dog loved it.

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I don’t like to iron…so my body and

my clothing are a matched set of  ‘wrinkles.’

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